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Love Demotivational Poster


FACT -


TAGS: pixar up love story twilight
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

kay9kabang - February 23, 2012, 3:48 pm, #230033
and 4 movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:51 pm, #226841
I don't use memebase, im more of a reddit person
Noname5 - December 22, 2011, 1:36 pm, #226840
on memebase, thets the same thing but with ...created a better love story in 8 mins without talking ;)
Derek - December 21, 2011, 4:02 pm, #226795
If only people didn't cry every time I show it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2011, 2:24 pm, #226792
So true!
Arvantillian - December 20, 2011, 10:33 am, #226761
perfect 5 balloons!


IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm, #229033
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm, #229026
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm, #229020
threesome's up :)


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm, #150977
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm, #150943
excellent 5 lions


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SLee

forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am, #168820
He cannot be serious! o.O


FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.


TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm, #219375
is this a g** test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm, #219374
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm, #219373
hahaha....great


MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by rerun

tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm, #205991
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm, #205989
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm, #205955
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm, #205948
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am, #205941
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am, #205911
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am, #205905
Awwwwww, very nice


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm, #229085
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm, #238733
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm, #238728
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm, #238727
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am, #238721
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am, #238640
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm, #238408
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am, #238397
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am, #238394
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm, #238382
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm, #238372
N-I-C-E


True Love -




HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm, #228554
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm, #213982
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am, #213920
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty d*** good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm, #213917

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around n**** chicks. social facepalm is pretty d*** funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm, #213916
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a n**** chick with big ***bs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm, #213734
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm, #213708
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm, #213694
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm, #213693
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm, #213642

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm, #213638
Epic. 5s.


STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm, #234183
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


LOVE - The only emotion that can conquer all obstacles.


TAGS: love
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

spacedog - August 29, 2010, 5:38 pm, #191431
HA! The pics remind me of my marriage. The second frame I'm like... uh-oh what day of the month is it? Third frame... whew! Nice one KFD.


BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am, #241120
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm, #216567
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm, #216565
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm, #216564
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm, #216398
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm, #216341

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm, #216339
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm, #216319
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm, #216315
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm, #216314
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am, #216295
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am, #216293
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by dy2012

soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm, #240017
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm, #239191
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have ***/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am, #234759
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


TROUBLES IN LIFE -


TAGS: life hard fight for love
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by caveman

Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:13 pm, #223104
"Oh and since we were renting the motel room by the hour, it woulda cost us all a fortune, too."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:11 pm, #223103
made it to the restaurant at all."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:10 pm, #223102
Here goes my entry: "Honey. Remember last June when I was over an hour late for our anniversary dinner at M***? Well, that's because I fell asleep beside your sister, after we ... well, you know? Thank god your brother snores or I never would have ...
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:02 pm, #223101
Paging Admiral Ackbar ... Admiral Ackbar, please report to the bridge immediately and bring your trademark line.


GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am, #243707
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm, #240676
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles ***kens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm, #240675
Great 5L


MY PRECIOUS - You never know where or when you will find love and acceptance.


TAGS: my precious love and acceptance
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:33 am, #232899
Geezus, Bud, I’m gonna need a brighter night light.


I MISS YOU -


TAGS: love rifle scope funny military
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm, #248123
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm, #248122
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm, #248073
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm, #236657
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm, #236632
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm, #236631
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm, #236630
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm, #236626
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am, #236604
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am, #236603
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm, #248709
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm, #248708
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm, #248706
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


SMOOTH OPERATOR -


TAGS: only hurt the ones you love
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:14 pm, #227460
The autocensor won't let me type S E X ?????
DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:13 pm, #227459
"Don't knock masturbation. It's *** with someone I love!" --Woody Allen, ANNIE HALL.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 6:54 am, #226164
I prefer moisturized wipes... I've said too much.
Budog - November 26, 2011, 2:05 am, #226162
Would like like a box of tissues to go with that hand cream?
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:53 pm, #226156

...then you might need the hand cream....lolz
beelzibub - November 25, 2011, 4:12 pm, #226154
... i doan git it???
mariand - November 25, 2011, 1:29 am, #226148
LOL


HEROES -


TAGS: husband wife military duty love
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - December 5, 2011, 2:13 pm, #226396
Man RL, I don't remember seeing this one before...Easy 5
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 8:37 am, #190264

....yes i did write the poem.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm, #190189

thnx guys
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:52 pm, #190114
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:19 pm, #190077
Um yea, my last comment got messed up. All i can say is this is AMSOME and i give it a 10 a effing 10
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:12 pm, #190075
FUC1


ILLUSION -


TAGS: love relationship lie fake
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:36 pm, #217472
5WEET! LOVE THIS, VERY TRUE
Zreiser - March 1, 2011, 12:49 pm, #213334
This is an example of the perfect motifake- 5 hidden apples!
palmat - February 26, 2011, 6:21 pm, #213211
epic one aggy. 5L
zero77 - February 24, 2011, 6:54 pm, #213118
haha i think its cute.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:08 pm, #213081
this is greatness.., its like looking in a mirror for me at the moment...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:34 am, #213064
love this one!


STILL - A much better love story than Twilight


TAGS: love story twilight nerf fight
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:03 pm, #252611
The fact is that most women are old sticks in the mud. They never wanna have fun, they always gripe, and they think the only things a man should enjoy is serving them.
Altrunchen - September 23, 2013, 1:14 pm, #249948
I would date the hell out of a chick as awesome as that!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:15 am, #236032

Ahem~~~I keep a squirt gun in the bowl of my stand mixer at the end of the kitchen counter. Spontaneous waterfights are known to break out at my house.


ONE FOR THE ROAD -


TAGS: love old couple fart
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by timmey

carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:13 pm, #230349
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:47 pm, #230295
...plus two more in French.
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:46 pm, #230294
six...
carebear - February 27, 2012, 3:19 pm, #230219
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 27, 2012, 1:42 pm, #230217
Oh no! She was far too lace curtain for that!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:07 am, #230192
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:18 pm, #230183
Or as my dad would too often say, "Here's a kiss fer ya, Margaret!"
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 6:41 pm, #230150
Yeah, years ago I introduced the little woman to the dutch oven event. Been war ever since. I no longer sleep with my mouth open………
GySgt1811a - February 25, 2012, 11:15 am, #230139
Or in our case, hard of smelling.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:55 am, #230128
Either that or you're hard of hearing.


TRUE LOVE -




TILL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: love life relationship marriage scary
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm, #244015
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm, #242604
"too" scared.


LOVE -


TAGS: love fire life consume purifies
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - May 13, 2012, 2:57 pm, #234594
Thank you... O Fiery One...
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:40 pm, #234592
Nice


LOVE - Yeah, yeah, yeah...... I love you too.


TAGS: love funny birds
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Dwaynhicks

R.S.Jake - July 1, 2011, 12:41 pm, #220828
Awesome!


I LOVE YOU - FOR EVER.


TAGS: love
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by monroy17



MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by briantoo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm, #251565
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm, #219313

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm, #219308
you mean to tell me I get a**play for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am, #219284
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm, #219273
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm, #219271

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm, #219270
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm, #219252
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm, #219248
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am, #219244
great first poster =)


DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away


TAGS: heart sand love
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:48 am, #229260
Hat5 off! ;)
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:39 am, #229250
What they said. The pic just adds the perfect weight to the caption!
LiquidAngel - February 10, 2012, 12:26 am, #229248
This is very good 5L well deserved
TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 6:18 pm, #229230
A well deserved spot on the front page :) Such a beautiful poster.
mariand - February 9, 2012, 5:40 pm, #229223
nice
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:02 pm, #229219
plus your hands get all d5rty and wet :)
Rick69 - February 9, 2012, 4:54 pm, #229218
This is... lovely. Perfect picture + perfect caption = (^_^) + 5L + More love every now and then...


BEGINNINGS - Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.


TAGS: love lonely beginnings ends
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by voodoo3535

schwa - December 24, 2011, 10:59 pm, #226924
awesome, truly awesome


TRUE LOVE - It's all about matching up or kittens I'm not sure which




LOVE - Love is when there is only one cookie left And you don't even put up a fight.


TAGS: love cookie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:39 pm, #228905
thks a million Ico I truly needed some love after a rough patch :) Verdeckt, I'd rather stay camouflaged on the main site for the moment, if mind you don't :)
Iconoclast - February 3, 2012, 5:00 pm, #228831
What a great day for Motifakes. This one is my overall favorite, among a bunch of favorites today.
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:34 pm, #228815
Maybe post to Moti-Twist as well?


INFATUATION -


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm, #143334
AGGY FTW!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm, #143329
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm, #143328
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm, #143327
WTF?
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm, #143326
is nice


PUPPY LOVE -




WISDOM -




LOVE - The Universal language


TAGS: love is in the air
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Airman

BoneCD - December 18, 2009, 6:35 am, #146516
Ah, but Missouri men always start with :Hey Babe, nice..." if ya know what I mean Vern.
TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:07 pm, #146459
I live in TX now...bloody hell...the doors are now open to a new life!!
Chompers - December 17, 2009, 4:24 pm, #146364
Amen to that
thatonechick - December 17, 2009, 12:12 am, #146295
True Missouri women reply with, "Thanks! I grew them myself."
RandomApe - December 16, 2009, 9:56 pm, #146273
I guess I'm the only one from Louisiana that speaks English! 5L
Chompers - December 16, 2009, 5:14 pm, #146225
I take offense to this, I'm from Missouri. If it weren't 100% true I'd do something. 5L


Love Means -


TAGS: love means never include spanking
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:28 pm, #260621
LOL!!!!! I wouldn't know about the $$, but it'll warm your buns! 5L
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:19 pm, #245816

Brutal 1st hand lesson.


TITANIC REALITY - Life is messy. Love is messier.


TAGS: titanic love
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by flint

purelypoisonous - September 17, 2010, 2:17 am, #194217
i think i peed a little
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 6:48 pm, #191731
I've seen this before... or something very close.
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 4:27 pm, #191720
Pic reminds me of fabio getting busted in the face by a bird while he was on a roller coaster


PILOTS -


TAGS: love the one youre with
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:29 pm, #188085
Love the one you're (always) with ... works for lawyers too.
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:08 pm, #188055
5L


LOVE THY NEIGHBOR -


TAGS: jesus on his laptop love thy neighbor
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 12:44 am, #236635
I've heard of cases where people with unsecured wifi had the cops knocking on their door because their neighbor used it to download child p***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 8:28 pm, #236629
please post to Religifake.
SteveFurlong - June 25, 2012, 7:45 pm, #236625
I leave one band of my router unsecured (though I do keep an eye on it).


LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




WALKING AWAY - I don't run away from you I walk slowly, and it kills me you don't care enough to stop me.


TAGS: love walks away
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:55 pm, #224385

unanimou5
5150monkeylove - September 11, 2011, 9:32 pm, #224183
5L all the way!
gas - September 11, 2011, 8:19 pm, #224177
me too, very nice
mariand - September 10, 2011, 10:40 am, #224135
I like thi5 one
spacedog - September 10, 2011, 12:33 am, #224130
I like it. Keep em' coming. 5L


JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)


TAGS: i love the smell of blasphemy in the morning
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am, #161368
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he n**** when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am, #139731
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am, #121102
Resurrection not included. 5L.


TODAYS TEENS -


TAGS: smother love
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

screamin361 - November 26, 2012, 4:27 pm, #240973
I bet his resume is AMAZING!
david5300 - March 2, 2011, 4:12 am, #213380
Iam so pround of my little boy Oh damm t5hat realy is my kid...........MARTHA!!!!!!!!!


MILF - Man I Love Fishing


TAGS: **** man i love fishing
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

c0okydough - July 7, 2011, 9:44 am, #221087
she certainly is...
Reality Lord - July 4, 2011, 2:12 pm, #220962

nice


RELATIONSHIP - She knows her fart just ended this one




TRUE LOVE - Is when she shoves her knife so deep in your back you are never able to say I am sorry again ...


TAGS: true love knife in back
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

MPsniper - September 28, 2011, 6:20 pm, #224606
there is just no sensation....like slowly pushing the blade....between the ribs....until you feel the tip of the blade...begin to move....with every heartbeat.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 1:38 pm, #224598
My mother-in-law say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his rib cage...
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:30 am, #224596
lol...dude, let's get rid of TRUE...maybe we'll have a chance
Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:07 am, #224588
Yeah, all men are bastards. Am I right ladies? >.> *walks backwards out of the room*


TRUTH HURTS -


TAGS: love loss relationship dumped grilled cheese
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:43 pm, #239277
He's already dating Éowyn.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am, #189319
Solid. 5/5
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:53 am, #189237
*mumbles grumbles something about typos* Find someone else who makes YOU happier than they ever did
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:52 am, #189236
The best way to get even=Find someone else who makes happier than they ever did


LOVE - Is not as limitless as the time spent searching for it


TAGS: love worth time and pain
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - July 30, 2011, 12:35 pm, #222183
These words came from a very good friend of mine. Whoever is interested, can check her out here. http://supremeangel.deviantart.com/
5150monkeylove - July 29, 2011, 3:17 pm, #222123
5L and added to favs. Great poster!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:22 am, #222108
Very good!
D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 10:32 am, #222103
Truer words have never been spoken...
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:08 am, #222094
Thank you
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:44 am, #222085
well done, Sho!!
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:18 pm, #222067
5uperb
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:26 pm, #222058
5ad but true..


TO LOVE IS TO SUFFER -


TAGS: walle love woody allen
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

derk91 - May 21, 2011, 5:40 pm, #218864
0_- my brain hurts...
Darlin - May 21, 2011, 12:32 pm, #218853
This is great! 5L's


CHOKING - When someone hugs your neck very tightly.




LOVE AND HATE -


TAGS: young love and dead h***ers
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 7:05 pm, #198172
I think that's Claire on the left. 5L


UNCONDITIONAL LOVE -


TAGS: love parent child
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by szo850

szo850 - November 22, 2012, 3:06 pm, #240861
Thank you :)
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:41 am, #240663
Thanks for this poster! It made my day!


Dog adoption -


TAGS: dog love adoption
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - August 26, 2013, 1:26 am, #249076
Thanks monkeylove! You must be a dog lover too :)
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 3:18 pm, #248928
awesome!
rerun - August 17, 2013, 9:10 am, #248771

Please post this to digmydog.


Love, Dishes -


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm, #245284
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am, #245110
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


I LOVE YOU! -




BEER - "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin


TAGS: beer god loves us
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 6:28 pm, #146679
Well, any thought that involves Beer is a happy one for me. except for that one night...ugghh, I don't want to think about that night.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:13 pm, #146675
I'd prefer the brunette, but I'd probably settle for any of them tonight.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm, #146666
A very happy thought. A good quote to make when next you're in a pub.


BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE ALL THAT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP -




REGRET - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?


TAGS: regret crush loneliness lost love
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by jc2292

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:37 am, #246549
I have never regretted saying anything ever - except to my wife. Letting it build up gives you constipation.
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:51 pm, #228240
regret vs remorse..


H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N - LOVING THE THINGS THAT GO "BUMP" IN THE NIGHT


TAGS: love hawt witches
Rating: 4.33/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 29, 2011, 5:59 pm, #225434
BUMP


I LOVE COMPUTERS - Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus. And not run programs. And lose internet connection... I hate computers.


TAGS: computers hate love smash
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2014, 3:08 am, #253392
5ame here PV.
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:01 pm, #242935
Just replaced 3rd harddrive in a 5 month old laptop...just back up and running...sigh...I hate computers.
Comedian1298 - November 29, 2012, 11:38 pm, #241054
third
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 10:26 am, #235442
I Second That.


ALONE -


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am, #225116
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am, #225076
nice


REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight


TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am, #239115
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am, #234830
That's funny. 5 lions.


CAT LOVE - I missed you too.




ITS A KITTEN WITH A HEART PATTERN ON IT -




MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood innocence naive love hate
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:29 pm, #205999
bump
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 1:50 pm, #196608
That'll help explain why you like your coffee black?
rerun - October 3, 2010, 12:04 pm, #196605

this one is being printed on quality paper, put in a frame & on the wall at work.
AdmiralAckbar - September 29, 2010, 12:55 am, #195957
oh my god, thank you
autumnspirit - September 29, 2010, 12:51 am, #195955
Beautiful!
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am, #195692
This one should be printed and sent to every political leader in the world!


LOVE - MONEY MAY BUY YOU A FINE DOG BUT ONLY LOVE CAN MAKE IT WAG ITS TAIL


TAGS: love dog animal tail wag
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 9:41 am, #208410
Ilove dogs too....covered in BBQ sauce :) 5L for making me smile this morning
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:37 am, #208248
well thank you my friend, a merry christmas to you too. I love your avatar, by the way.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am, #208238

merry christmas sunny. at last you get a 5L from a huge dog lover.


HUG ME, AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME, SO I CAN GET MY... -


TAGS: life hug simple lesson love
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by timmey

Valymar - March 6, 2012, 7:05 am, #230710
Love this :)


CHOICE - True Love always wins over money But sometimes money buys love




GREATER LOVE - HAS NO ONE THAN THIS,THAT HE LAY DOWN HIS LIFE FOR HIS FRIENDS-John




JESUS MAY LOVE YOU - But The Rest of Us Think You're a Douchebag




I THINK OF YOU - AND LET IT GO


TAGS: lost love 99redballoons
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - October 9, 2011, 5:06 pm, #224859
Hey thanks, Airman, thanks for the balloon. But what about the other 98? Hmmmm? You know?! The one's you used to start a global thermal nuclear war?!? Killing, oh I don't know, let's say billions of people. Sheesh.
rerun - October 5, 2011, 7:34 pm, #224769

Beautiful
gas - October 5, 2011, 6:38 pm, #224764
and everyonce in a while I think about her smile, one of the few things I do miss... but I'm going on


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: love timeless
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

TerrorAustralis - September 30, 2010, 10:59 am, #196145
"TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL" not according to death... hows that for demotivational
Gaviota - September 29, 2010, 1:04 am, #195960
Wait a d*** minute... how many legs did these people have?
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 1:03 pm, #195365
Oh, not the wobbly H killer?
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 1:01 pm, #195364
ROR! Eiffel tower killer!
GreyScorpion - September 24, 2010, 12:50 pm, #195362
silly coda, we know he's wrong...the 3-way killer, ha, he's called the Eiffel Tower Killer
coda - September 24, 2010, 12:42 pm, #195359
it's wrong. Those bodies were discovered in Italy, near Mantua, in 2007. For the Daily Mail: "archaeologists revealed the discovery of a couple locked in a tender embrace, one that has endured for more than 5,000 years."
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:14 am, #195333
Perspective. These bodies were recently uncovered in arizona. They are thought to be the first victims of the 3-way killer. He buries all his victims like that.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:06 pm, #195186
FACEPLANT31 - hopeless romantic even in front of a mass grave


CONFLICTED -


TAGS: leave stay love hugs removed
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by rerun

WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:28 pm, #223750
maybe she just needs a hug...
Airman - August 29, 2011, 12:44 pm, #223675
I have a friend who came home from a trip to an engraved message similar to this
mariand - August 28, 2011, 5:16 pm, #223627
...and you won't have to read beyond word5


LOVE - can make anyhing look beautiful!


TAGS: love
Rating: 4.73/5

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fred - November 9, 2010, 6:41 pm, #202135
Way cute!


WARM HEARTS - Cold feets


TAGS: penguins snow love humor
Rating: 4.68/5

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lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:31 pm, #227597

Thanks.
Zetmonk - January 10, 2012, 6:45 am, #227425
Aww, this made me smile. The feets make it even cuter! ;-)


CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.


TAGS: cheating boyfriend girlfriend love hate
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by LenaertsChloe

mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:01 am, #232471
This has to be remembered...;)


9 Months -


TAGS: cars baby love hobbies bre***s
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - July 19, 2014, 3:49 am, #255763
Thanks Reality Lord, I just might do that
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 8:00 am, #255551

ps...and welcome to the site. if i can be of any help plz feel free to drop me a line.
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:59 am, #255550

hey new guy...well done dude. real cute. think about dropping this over to motitwist as well. it's our inspirational sister-site. the grumpy old admin there should love it.


I LOVE YOU -




GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm, #234907
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am, #234612
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm, #234597
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


FORBIDDEN LOVE -




HERBIE VS GENERAL LEE - Looks like the Duke boys finally got what was coming to them.




POINTLESS - No sense in wasting a perfectly good flower when I already know he doesn't love me.


TAGS: don t waste the flower love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:05 pm, #231737
Right you are... and what a fantastic picture!
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:48 pm, #231653
Right...you have to take in consideration that sooner or later, the flower will fade...


Unappreciated -


TAGS: 400 trillion lover tells unappreciated
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ashson - July 5, 2014, 9:48 pm, #255603
Actually, the odds are 1. You've already been born as you.


THE TRUTH -


TAGS: love loyalty faith
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:07 pm, #218501
Amen, plutopooch. His only crime: he loved too much. Take 'er eeeesse, space.
spacedog - May 12, 2011, 7:33 pm, #218496
Aggy was one of the best.
spacedog - November 30, 2010, 5:26 pm, #204853
Touche'!


1ST GRADE - the long journey begins


TAGS: teacher loves him
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:32 pm, #186928
LOL :) 5poodles


UNNECESSARY -


TAGS: needle hay stack love lonely
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - April 21, 2012, 1:36 am, #233618
Indeed
MashiMashi - April 20, 2012, 9:47 pm, #233609
Your gonna go thru a lot of prics b4 you find the hay strand
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm, #233568
I'm going to be captain obvious it's painful and not worth it


JUSTIN BIEBER -


TAGS: they love him in germany
Rating: 4.5/5

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prattman - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm, #260076
So is David Hasselhoff.
TerrorAustralis - September 11, 2011, 12:16 am, #224147
its australia, 5L for subtle references to other posters


LOVE IS BLIND -




LOVE - Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I forgot.




IT IS BETTER TO BE A FOOL WITH LOVE THAN SANE WITHOUT LOVE -


TAGS: love dy2012
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by dy2012

Kspace - May 21, 2012, 7:46 am, #234916
What I'd like to know is who in Hell keeps giving dogs to homeless people...
dy2012 - May 20, 2012, 2:55 pm, #234893
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 20, 2012, 2:12 pm, #234892
Very Nice !
dy2012 - May 20, 2012, 11:54 am, #234884
thanks... I just saw this touching ph**o a while ago...and it drives me crazy to make a poster out of it
fan4camping - May 20, 2012, 10:08 am, #234880
Excellent picture, worth the 5L by itself.


RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE FAT PEOPLE - MOST OF THEM DON'T WORKOUT


TAGS: love
Rating: 4.87/5

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THE GLOVE -


TAGS: house rubber glove a*** probe
Rating: 4.83/5

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house - July 13, 2011, 2:07 am, #221336
5L. Love it. could have left the 'anymore' off though
forseti - July 13, 2011, 1:14 am, #221335
LOL! 5 fingers


ROLE REVERSAL -


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm, #228557
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm, #228470
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm, #228467
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am, #227577
Yeah, but he loves ***, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am, #227570
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


HUMAN NATURE -


TAGS: love hugs kisses hate
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

nicholsjoshua15 - August 26, 2013, 6:06 pm, #249086
Lord give me love, give me hate, give me joy, and give me tear. You're all a part of me now, and if I fall, you're all a part of me now.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 12:54 am, #185351
Thanks! I've been trying to get back up to speed.
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 12:51 am, #185350
Beautiful poster Aggy, 5L.
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:16 pm, #184931

h***er heels still OK?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:12 pm, #184930
And rerun... if I told you once, I told you a thousand times... forego the shaving, and get something other than fishnets!
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:11 pm, #184929
Not the wrong brand, Pzy... just the wrong size.
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:10 pm, #184928

I have one of those 5 blade jobs, cost a ortune...however stubble causes thigh rash.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:09 pm, #184927
was that the wrong brand?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:01 pm, #184926
So, it was someone else who bought me that Bic disposable razor?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:00 pm, #184925
WOW.... was that ever an "on the records" comment.
rerun - July 15, 2010, 8:59 pm, #184924

I am married, I no longer have ***
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:52 pm, #184920
You never hug after ***, anyhow!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 8:49 pm, #184919

I ain't hugging you....what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.....that is all I am going to say (for now)
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 8:26 pm, #184911
kinda heartwarming
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:20 pm, #184910
LOL Cubby!!! I'm just saying that it wouldn't hurt to hug me when you come home!
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:19 pm, #184909
LEt's keep in mind that I'm only on my 3rd.
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:17 pm, #184908
What a kind message Aggy, are you feeling OK? 5 confused li...ummm poodles


FACEBOOK - Saving unhappy couples the cost of a private investigator since 2004




LOVE NEVER SITS STILL -


TAGS: love made set stone still
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Rick69

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am, #248106
I find the reference to Sisyphus to be particularly apropos.
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:49 pm, #229609
geez, hard facts
Rick69 - February 14, 2012, 5:44 pm, #229595
As always... glad to be of service... :)
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:37 pm, #229594

um....niiiiiiice.....very....:)


IIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIII - will aaallllwayyyss loovvvee youuuuuuuu




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